How to Have Fun With Mail Order and Maybe Even Make Some Money

First off, you can have a lot of fun with mail orderBut you will waste your money and this particular
even if you don't make a lot of money. It isactivity does nothing to increase your fun and
something that can be done at home, by anyoneopportunity mail.)
regardless of their physical condition as long as theyAnother thing to beware of is multi-level marketing.
can read and write. I don't mean that you have to beYou will receive hundreds of schemes from simple
an intellectual. Most of mail order is conducted inones to schemes so complex you can read the offer
simple easy to understand language.for hours and still not comprehend what they are
Let's take the example of a bed ridden person, still atoffering. There are some legitimate multi-level
home with his or her family. This example has veryschemes but they are based on the old pyramid
little money to spend, is bored to tears withstructure. In order for you to actually make money
television, either does not want to or cannot readwith them you have to devote hours and hours and
novels or non-fiction.dollars and dollars in postage building up what they call
...Or, it could be the person taking care of an invaliddownlines - people you are supposed to sign up to
who cannot leave the house just anytime they wantsell the same thing. Beware of these. They always
to and who also is not loaded with cash to spare..fail in the end and many people have lost a lot of
...Or it could be the housewife with little kids whomoney on them. Save any participation in multi-level
needs an interest in life.marketing until you have really absorbed mail order in
...Or it could be the retired person with too much timegeneral and read the articles written by experts, pro
on his or her hands.and con.
...Or it could be the shy bashful person who hasIf you have decided to get your feet wet, I suggest
difficulty in dealing with people face to face.you start by trying to sell information. I did not intend
...Or it could be the physically repulsive person, orthis article to be a sales presentation and I am
handicapped person who dreads facing the public.making this offer only to help you get started. You
The one thing you can do is make your daily mail ancan sell this report. Here are several ways to market
event to look forward to. You can do this cheaply.it:
One way is to just order something by mail. In yourPlace the following ad in as many ad sheets and
newspaper, usually on Sunday there are often insertsnewsletters as you can afford. Place several in
from companies like Sunset House, Walter Drake Co.publications that offer to print and mail your ad for
etc. that offer inexpensive items. Order something$1.00. Place at least one in a publication that is mailed
from them even if it barely meets their minimumto 5,000 or 10,000 circulation.
order.HOW TO HAVE FUND WITH MAILORDER. AND
These companies eventually sell their Address ListsMAYBE MAKE SOME MONEY. Send $2.00 to: (your
to other companies and you will start receivingname and address)
catalogs and offers. I ordered some inexpensiveStart with the advertisers mentioned earlier and if
address labels in September. It is November now andyou can afford to do so, also place this ad in several
so far I have received catalogs for clothing, cheese,publications. It will be a 2" ad and will cost $2.00
fruit cakes, five mail order houses like Walter Drakeinstead of $1.00:
Co., office supplies, and several others.HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH MAILORDER AND
Place magazine subscriptions, as many as you canMAYBE MAKE SOME MONEY. Detailed report. Put
afford and for things that interest you. They too sellsome FUN MAIL into your life. Make money too if
their subscription lists.you want to. Send $2.00 for report. (your name and
Just these two things will get you pounds andaddress).
pounds of what some people call junk mail and whatIf you can afford to do so, also place this ad. It will
I call fun mail. You don't have to order any of thebe a $1.00 ad.
things you get offers for. Just when your fun mailHOW TO HAVE FUND WITH MAILORDER AND
slows down, order something cheap or place anotherMAYBE MAKE SOME MONEY. SEND FIRST CLASS
magazine subscription and your fun mail will speed upSTAMP TO: (your name and address)
again.Attached to this report is a circular designed to sell
There is another way to make your mailbox morethis report. In ad #3 above, when you receive a
interesting. There are thousands of mail order dealersstamp and a request you will then send them the
who publish newsletters or small ad sheets and sellcircular with your name on it as the seller. Just insert
information by mail. Many of them offer classified adsyour name and have copies made at your local copy
for anywhere from 5 cents to 10 cents a word.center.
Many of them offer to publish your camera ready adYou will also have copies of this report made to send
1 inch size for $1.00. Placing an ad in any one of themto people who respond to ads #1, #2 or to the
will flood your mailbox with mail. Some of them havecircular. Don't make the copies until you receive your
a "BIG MAIL WANTED" column. For $1.00 or $2.00first order. Then make about 10 copies at a time.
they will list your name and address as a "BIG MAILThis exercise is just to get your feet wet. It shows
WANTED". The flood of mail will become a torrent.you that whatever you decide to sell, you carry a
Most of this mail will be offers of ways to maketheme for your ads and circulars. The name of this
money, and copies of other newsletters and adone is "How to Have Fun with Mailorder and Maybe
sheets sent in the hope that you will place an ad inMake Some Money". It is in every ad. It is the title of
their publication too. You do not have to respond tothe circular. It is the tile of the report itself.
any of this flood of offers. Once again for a $1.00 billYou will only make $2.00 less copy and postage
and a postage stamp, you have increased your dailycosts for each report sold but you are learning how
mail ten fold or more. Later we will discuss how youto handle paperwork and orders. You are seeing your
can use this flood of mail to make money yourself.Fun and Opportunity Mail turn into Money Producing
Right now we are just discussing the FUN of mailMail. Every day you can't wait for the mail to arrive
order.with a few dollar bills in it.
Once again, when the flood slows down, palace anWill you make a fortune selling this report. NO. You
ad in any of the sample copies of newsletters or adwon't. You'll get most of your responses from ad #3
sheets and the flood will start up again.and mot of your sales from the circular you send out.
For the purpose of fun mail it does not matter whatYou'll make a few dollars, yes. These dollars will trickle
your ad is trying to sell. Your intent is just to get onin over a period of months. Some will start arriving
people's mailing lists so that your daily mail is thewithin a month and they'll hit a peak and then go on
receipt of something besides bills from creditors.for about a year, one or two orders at a time..
Following is some sample ads you might place that doYou can now consider some of the other offers you
not require you to send them anything back.have received and seen in the various publications
BIG MAIL WANTED. Send me your best offers.you receive. If you have handled the paperwork with
(your name and address)the sale of this report you can add another offer.
Opportunities Wanted! All offers welcome. (yourMaybe you'll sign up for a dealership to sell rubber
name and address)stamps or you'll try Print and Mail. Certainly the
It takes a while for the flood of mail to start butpurchase of a rubber stamp with your name and
when it does you are going to receive so manyaddress on it is not a lost money effort. You can use
offers of ways to make money that your head willit for your personal correspondence if you decide to
spin. You never have to respond to any of theseforget mail order. With a rubber stamp you can offer
offers. If your purpose is just to have fun mail, theto mail circulars, etc. for other people. They send you
only thing you ever need to do is:their circulars, you rubber stamp your name and
Order something by mail like a magazine subscriptionaddress in the Order Form section and you mail them
or from anyone's mail order catalogout.
Place another $1.00 ad in someone's newsletter or adYou can mail four pieces of paper 8-1/2 x 11 for a
sheet.first class stamp. You should have at least four things
BUT MAYBE YOU WILL BECOME INTERESTED INto offer so you don't waste postage.
TRYING TO MAKE MONEY IN MAIL ORDERThe people who make money in mail order started
YOURSELF.this way. Some of you will go on to become full time
You certainly are going to see hundreds of waysmail order professionals. Some of you will just dabble
other people are trying to make money. Here is aaround for the fun of it and keep the fun and
partial list of what you will receive if you place an adopportunity mail going. How do you become
with the people listed above. If you think you willprofessional?
want to dabble in mail order yourself, I suggest youYou keep adding things to your agenda. You can
place a $1.00 ad with all three people. They are fromreinvest all the money you receive into more ads.
different parts of the United States and will haveYou sign up for more dealerships. You send for a
different mailing lists. Your ad will be seen by 1000few books on mail order success and study
people in each newsletter or ad sheet. For $3.00 youreverything you receive in the mail. You read all the
name will probably be picked up by at least 1/2 ofarticles published in the newsletters.
these people and probably more.You may decide to design your own circulars,
The offers you will probably receive are:prepare your own reports. You may sell recipes. You
Copies of other newsletters, and ad sheets. A copykeep getting more and more involved until you are
of each ad sheet or newsletter that your ad is in.offering as many as 50 to 100 different things in ads.
Chain letters Multi-level sales schemes InformationYou place ads in all the newsletters and ad sheets
sellers Ad sellers Offers for you to sell books Offersand have 10 to 12 ads running at any given time.
for you to sell information Offers to introduce you toYour mail box gets fuller and fuller. You may try to
mail order Requests for money Requests forpublish your own ad sheet or newsletter. After
coupons, stamps, etc. Offers from other people whostudying the field for a full year you may select one
what you to place ads with them. Offers to sellor two of the multi-level schemes to try. (Be sure it
magazines. Post office laws - you buy Offers to sellis one that sells a product of some kind that is drop
you BIG MAIL packets Offers to do typesettingshipped. Do not invest your money in a product that
Offers to sell rubber stamps Offers to sell labels Printwill sit on your shelf forever if you can't sell it!)
and Mail offers Offers to sell name lists Offers to sellYou join a few of the associations of dealers. You
"How to" books Offers to sell "How to" reports andcorrespond with other dealers. Some of them have
folios AND MANY MOREbecome so successful that they bought their own
At some point in time you will be tempted to stopprintshop. Others at least invested in a copy machine
thinking of this flood of mail as fun mail and startand a computer.
calling it opportunity mail. (I still call it fun andYou develop you own address list and maintain it. To
opportunity mail.)be professional, you just keep at it and if one thing
Let me warn you. Chain letters re illegal. Dave Rhoadsfails you try another. If one ad doesn't get response
and Edward Green do not exist. You can not makeyou try another.
money with chain letters. A chain letter tells you toRemember, you develop your business as you go
mail $1.00 or more to three or four people and placealong and as you can afford it in both time and
your name in number three of four position and mailmoney. If money runs out you can pause and
out copies to 100 or more people. You are told thatcontinue again when you can.
when you name reaches #1 position you will make aWhat you do is entirely up to you.
fortune. Don't believe it. You will spend $29.00 inIf you want fast response place ad #3 in The
postage to mail 100 copies and you will never receiveNational Enquirer, Star or Globe scandal sheet. It
even one dollar back. (Jason Robards doesn't existcosts a lot but you should get lots of requests to
either.)send your circular to and many of them will result in
Some of these will include an offer to send you 100orders.
names and addresses to mail your circulars to, for aCopyright 2004 by DeAnna Spencer
price. Don't fall for it. Some of them will requestNote to editors:
stamps instead of dollars. The stamp chain letterTo show my appreciation to the editors that use my
activity is very high right now. People think it is notarticles, I offer a free soload. Simply send an email to
illegal because no money is involved.me by using the form on the contact me page on
You wouldn't get into any trouble by trying thesemywebsite to tell me the url the article was used on
schemes. The Post Office can't possibly catchor send me a copy of the ezineit was used in.
everyone doing it and doesn't prosecute participants.